My name is Randy Dale Bishop I. I was born in Salt Lake City, Utah on September 5, 1986. When I was 7 years old I broke my toe. . . it hurt a lot. But I can’t feel it any more so it’s not a problem. I have crooked pinkies and mad skills in canal tubing. . . believe me, it’s a much more intense sport than most people realize. I’ve been playing the bass for a couple years and it’s pretty much all that I do now. I enjoy Mexican food and Chinese people. When I grow up, I plan on living somewhere with big windows and spiral staircases. I also plan to be making loads of money and be married to a ridiculously good-looking woman. But I guess I’m good with the band thing for now.